Beat Lawro 26

Oh wonderful, once again BBC alter their Lawro format...and I'm tired...

Liverpool v Everton (1245 GMT)

Everton are in great form, and Liverpool aren't, as usual - but Moyes just won manager of the month, or 'the kiss of death', and everyone expects an upset - surely it's a home win then

Verdict: 1-1
Tarquin: 2-1

Bolton v Fulham

Seriously Lawro, no more f***ing Andy Johnson...what is his obsession? Let me tell you some facts about Johnson - 14 Premier League goals in four years, 8 games this season - no goals, currently ranked below the likes of Santa Cruz (half the minutes played, two goals), Kitson and Sidibe in the fantasy league stats, the only bigger waste of space would be Pavlyuchenko - so take your head out of the Crystal Palace clouds, Lawro! Oh...draw

Verdict: 2-1
Tarquin: 1-1

Burnley v West Ham

This is a must-win for Burnley, they need home wins, and they don't come much better than West Ham, even with new owners and the likes of Mido and Benni McCarthy they shouldn't be a threat - if Laws can't get three here they are down (and yes I've bet on it)


Verdict: 1-1
Tarquin: 1-0

Hull City v Manchester City


Hull can duke it out, but not consistently - the averages are against them, and with City's individual talents I am only seeing City..if not, time for a sacking!




Verdict: 0-2
Tarquin: 1-2


Manchester United v Portsmouth

If you expect a rout you won't get one

meh...

Verdict: 3-0
Tarquin: 3-0

Stoke City v Blackburn
Stoke should be fine here, a few long balls here, some typical away defending from Blackburn there...

Verdict: 2-1
Tarquin: 1-0

Sunderland v Wigan 

I'll do the same as Sunderland's last home game...and hopefully this time it'll go to plan


Verdict: 2-0
Tarquin 1-0

Tottenham v Aston Villa (1730 GMT)

Game of the day perhaps...the tussle for fourth, I fancy Villa but I've gone for a draw

Verdict: 2-1
Tarquin: 1-1

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SUNDAY
Birmingham v Wolves (1330 GMT)

Nothing wrong with Birmingham, they only lost at the Bridge...if it wasn't a derby this'd be clear-cut, still going for a home win though

Tarquin 1-0
Lawro??? (He said Birmingham small win)

Chelsea v Arsenal (1600 GMT)

Arsenal will respond to that drubbing last week, but...it's still Chelsea, and maybe expect something from Terry..again

Verdict: 2-0
Tarquin: 2-0